PHILOSOPHY

n : A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. PHENIX, n. The cla ical prototype of the modern “small hot bird.” PHONOGRAPH, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises. PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne. 256