RATIONAL

adj : Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection. RATTLESNAKE, n. Our Homo ventrambulans. prostrate brother, RAZOR, -n. An instrument used by the Caucasian to enhance his beauty, by the Mongolian to make a guy of himself, and by the Afro-American to affirm his worth. REACH, n. The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is po ible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity to provide. This is a truth, as old as the hills, That life and experience teach: The poor man suffers that keenest of ills, An impediment in his reach. G.J. 279