PIE

n : An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion. Cold pie was highly esteemed by the remains.—The Rev. Dr. Mucker, in a Funeral Sermon Over a British Nobleman. Cold pie is a detestable American comestible. That’s why I’m done—or undone— So far from that dear London. —From the Headstone of a British Nobleman, in Kalamazoo. 257