TELESCOPE

n : A device having a relation to the eye similar to that of the telephone to the ear, enabling distant objects to plague us with a multitude of needle details. Luckily it is unprovided with a bell summoning us to the sacrifice. TENACITY, n. A certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin of the realm. It attains its highest development in the hand of authority and is considered a serviceable equipment for a career in politics. The following illustrative lines were written of a Californian gentleman in high political preferment, who has pa ed to his accounting: Of such tenacity his grip That nothing from his hand can slip. Well-buttered eels you may o’erwhelm In tubs of liquid slippery-elm In vain—from his detaining pinch They cannot struggle half an inch! ”Tis lucky that he so is planned That breath he draws not with his hand, For if he did, so great his greed He’d draw his last with eager speed. Nay, that were well, you say. Not so He’d draw but never let it go! 347